Saturday, February 13, 2010
My Flymo is awful.
I'm not sure how they got away with that name as it doesn't fly and it can't mow.
It should really be called a Mud Drag because that's all it does, drag mud around the garden until the grass looks shorter.
Perhaps they have made some improvements with the new Flymo Glide Master 340 model but I wouldn't know as they haven't sent me one (hint, hint). In the meantime, until I get the chance to review new crap things, I'll keep reviewing the crap things we already have.
Might as well phone Pedro and get him to do the lawn again.
Thanks a lot Flymo, not only do I have a useless lawnmower but I have to break employment law by employing an illegal to do the job your product couldn't.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
So Apple have released a new product, the iPad, and hysteria breaks out once more.
But despite its name it's not a sanitary towel, but more of a blown up iPhone.
Obviously you want my opinion of it so here it is.
Well, the iPad is a obviously a step back for Apple as they have failed to allow me to fully scrutinise it so I can only assume they are trying to conceal the fact that it is riddled with faults and glitches.
Shame on you Apple.
Send me one and I might just change my mind.
