Saturday, March 1, 2008
Oestrus Pudenda is a creative genius. Although he chooses to work in the field of advertising and marketing he is clearly better than you at everything. He is also much better looking than you, could beat you up and take your girlfriend up the Gary if he wanted, which he doesn't because she’s ugly and it smells.
Oestrus lives in London where he is currently working on a book of existentialist poetry and some filthy comedy video clips.
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Ha ha Oestrus you twat.
OMG you're so hot, I wish you were sitting on every casting couch I ever debased myself on. Got anything coming up?
Come in to the office, I’m sure you’ll find plenty of opportunities to debase yourself.
I have never had to debase myself on a casting couch as I am blessed with talent and good looks but I would for you OP Xxx
Successful Actress - I’d love to give you the chance to break your duck.
In fact, why don’t you and Struggling Actress come in together, then we can do it in style?
Ooohhh count me in please. We could do it seven times with lots of verbal.
I don’t wana be on tv or nufin like that i just want u and some crack
Hi OP you look a bit ethnic to me and that would really get on Daddy’s wick. Want to come down to the country house and kiss my foo foo in the stable?
Teenage Crack Whore - Yeah, I could do that.
Posh Totty - Sweet. I always like to spend some time in the cuntry. I don’t want to go anywhere near your daddy’s wick though - no offence to daddy dearest but it’s just not my bag babe.
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