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John Terry takes his place on the Wall of Shame, not for having an affair, but for getting caught - page one, JT, page one.

And now you've lost the England captain's armband as well. Perhaps you should try looking under Wayne Bridge's bed, it might be there with a couple of used condoms - oh yeah, I forgot you're not too keen on those.

It's not been a good couple of years for England's former captain all round, what with his mum's nicking, his dad's dealing and his own penalty shanking and embarrassing sidelines.

But if you will insist on knobbing everything that moves (fair enough, with a face like that you can't turn it down) and you get found out, don't try to block publication with an super-duper injunction, it just turns a page seven story into a media event.

Same goes for you Cashley, if you're going to hump every bit of mutton in your path be a bit more careful with your mobiles, I'm sure you can find a safe place for them.

And as for Wayne Bridge, well if you're so bothered about JT getting a length up your ex then you maybe shouldn't have got rid in the first place. But you deserve it for having friends like JT.

Welcome to the Wall of Shame where all the cuntiest, most useless twats in the world gather to celebrate their irrevocable crapness.

Suggest your own and if the justification's good enough you could see it here, on the world's most insightful blog. Here are a few to get the ball rolling:

Name		Reason
Me		I started this wall so it's only right that I should top it. And admittedly I am a cunt, but that's just the price you have to pay for being intrinsically better than everyone else.
Christian Bale		Two strikes and you're in you pathetic, flouncing twat. Beating up your mum and sister does not make you hard. Neither does shouting at someone who has no power to retaliate.
Bianca Gascoigne		Useless, fame chasing, freak titted slapper neglects fuckwit dad in hour of need.
Jade Goody		For being one of the biggest, dumbest cunts ever to pollute the planet with her self absorbed drivel. Sorry about the cancer though.
Jackie Goody		For spawning the above.
Paris Hilton		For getting famous for sucking cock, then using that fame to hawk low grade pink shit to twelve year old girls.
Boris Johnson		Bumbling closet fascist with a haircut that looks like someone has just thrown up on top of his head, and for being an utterly, utterly useless cunt.
Vernon Kay		Everyone wants to bone his wife and he wants to bone unwashed Page Three slappers, the spack-haired knob.
Kraft		For selling out Cadbury's - whenever you go that deep in the chocolate it always causes problems.
John Terry		For losing the England captaincy for getting caught out shagging his mate's bird then trying to hide behind a super injunction. Pussy.

So, who else should be on the wall and why?