Saturday, November 1, 2008

Welcome to the Wall of Shame where all the cuntiest, most useless twats in the world gather to celebrate their irrevocable crapness.

Suggest your own and if the justification's good enough you could see it here, on the world's most insightful blog. Here are a few to get the ball rolling:












Name
Reason
Me
I started this wall so it's only right that I should top it. And admittedly I am a cunt, but that's just the price you have to pay for being intrinsically better than everyone else.
Christian Bale
Two strikes and you're in you pathetic, flouncing twat. Beating up your mum and sister does not make you hard. Neither does shouting at someone who has no power to retaliate.
Bianca Gascoigne
Useless, fame chasing, freak titted slapper neglects fuckwit dad in hour of need.
Jade Goody
For being one of the biggest, dumbest cunts ever to pollute the planet with her self absorbed drivel. Sorry about the cancer though.
Jackie Goody
For spawning the above.
Paris Hilton
For getting famous for sucking cock, then using that fame to hawk low grade pink shit to twelve year old girls.
Boris Johnson
Bumbling closet fascist with a haircut that looks like someone has just thrown up on top of his head, and for being an utterly, utterly useless cunt.
Vernon Kay
Everyone wants to bone his wife and he wants to bone unwashed Page Three slappers, the spack-haired knob.
Kraft
For selling out Cadbury's - whenever you go that deep in the chocolate it always causes problems.
John Terry
For losing the England captaincy for getting caught out shagging his mate's bird then trying to hide behind a super injunction. Pussy.


So, who else should be on the wall and why?

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